Privacy Policy Sample For Websites

Well..just and an idea from my coffee break, I don't know how important those Privacy Policy pages for your websites/blogs, here is just a sample texts.

Keep in mind that is strongly recommended that you read and modify this sample (especially , look at the red texts), so that it corresponds with your business and website content. Legal and security issues are mentioned in this document, so it is your responsibility to check and ensure that they relate to your business processes or your website topics.

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[Insert Your Business's Name Or Your Website's Name Here] is committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should we ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.

This Privacy Policy provides an explanation as to what happens to any personal data that you provide to us, or that we collect from you.

We may change this policy from time to time by updating this page. You should check this page from time to time to ensure that you are happy with any changes. This policy is effective from October 2009

Information We Collect

1. Details of your visits to our website and the resources that you access, including, but not limited to, traffic data, location data, weblogs and other communication data.
2. Information that you provide by filling in forms on our website, such as when you signup to our newsletter, register for information or make a purchase.
3. Information provided to us when you communicate with us for any reason.

[Insert any other types of information that may be logged].

Use of Cookies

On occasion, we may gather information about your computer for our services and to provide statistical information regarding the use of our website to our advertisers. Such information will not identify you personally it is statistical data about our visitors and their use of our site. This statistical data does not identify any personal details whatsoever.

Similarly to the above, we may gather information about your general internet use by using a cookie file. A cookie is a small file which asks permission to be placed on your computer's hard drive. Once you agree, the file is added and the cookie helps analyse web traffic or lets you know when you visit a particular site. Cookies allow web applications to respond to you as an individual. The web application can tailor its operations to your needs, likes and dislikes by gathering and remembering information about your preferences.

All computers have the ability to automatically accept or decline cookies. This can be done by activating the setting on your browser which determines how to deal with cookies. Please note that should you choose to decline cookies, you may be unable to access particular parts of our website.

Our advertisers may also use cookies, over which we have no control. Such cookies (if used) would be downloaded once you click on advertisements on our website.

Use of Your Information

The information that we collect and store relating to you is primarily used to enable us to provide our services to you. In addition, we may use the information for the following purposes:

1. To provide you with information requested from us, relating to our products or services. To provide information on other products which we feel may be of interest to you, where you have consented to receive such information.
2. To meet our contractual commitments to you.
3. To notify you about any changes to our website, such as improvements or service/product changes, that may affect our service.

If you are an existing customer, we may contact you with information about goods and services similar to those which were the subject of a previous sale to you.

Further, we may use your data so that you can be provided with information about unrelated goods and services which we consider may be of interest to you. We may contact you about these goods and services by any of the methods that you consented at the time your information was collected.

If you are a new customer, we will only contact you or allow third parties to contact you only when you have provided consent and only by those means you provided consent for.

If you do not want us to use your data for our or third parties you will have the opportunity to withhold your consent to this when you provide your details to us on the form on which we collect your data.

Please be advised that we do not reveal information about identifiable individuals to our advertisers but we may, on occasion, provide them with aggregate statistical information about our visitors.

Storing Your Personal Data

Data that is provided to us is stored on our secure servers. Details relating to any transactions entered into on our site will be encrypted to ensure its safety.

The transmission of information via the internet is not completely secure and therefore we cannot guarantee the security of data sent to us electronically and transmission of such data is therefore entirely at your own risk. Where we have given you (or where you have chosen) a password so that you can access certain parts of our site, you are responsible for keeping this password confidential.

Disclosing Your Information

Where applicable, we may disclose your personal information to any member of our group. This includes, where applicable, our subsidiaries, our holding company and its other subsidiaries (if any).

We may also disclose your personal information to third parties:

1. Where we sell any or all of our business and/or our assets to a third party.
2. Where we are legally required to disclose your information.
3. To assist fraud protection and minimise credit risk.

Third Party Links

You might find links to third party websites on our website. These websites should have their own privacy policies which you should check. We do not accept any responsibility or liability for their policies whatsoever as we have no control over them.

Access To Information

Should you wish to receive details that we hold about you please contact us using the contact details below.

Contacting Us

We welcome any queries, comments or requests you may have regarding this Privacy Policy. Please do not hesitate to contact us at [Your email address and postal address if considered appropriate].

Your Consent

By using this site, you consent to the collection and use of information as outlined in the above documentation. If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page so that you are always aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances we disclose it.

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How to disable google auto complete, auto fill, or google instant

Google Instant - Do you feel annoyed with the google auto complete when you typing any keywords in the google search? if so, me too, I'm very bored with it.
Do you know how to turn off the function that called "Google Instant" that.

Open google searh

- First look at the right-top of your browser (I use firefox)

- Click on the "Settings" menu (or gear icon)

- In the "Global Preferences" page, Scroll-down, and mark/check/click/select at "Do not use Google Instant"

- Done...


Well... order your coffee and enjoy this "Google Gravity" Trick

# First , open www.google.com , and type : Google Gravity , then click at "I'm Feeling Lucky" button



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The Funniest Things, Facts, and Jokes of Chuck Norris

In 7 minutes ago, I just was surfing and found something funniest things about Chuck Norris . and here I just want to share about the facts, jokes, and cool stuffs from a unique person, Chuck.Norris , Okay, Let's relax and take a coffee break with Chuck Norris's Jokes

Chuck Norris's Facts!

• Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.


• When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
• Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
• Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
• Chuck Norris invented the apple.
• Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
• Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it’s just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
• Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
• Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
• If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
• Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
• Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
• Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What’s that? You say there’s no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn’t think so either.
• Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.


• Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
• “One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, ‘I’m Chuck Norris! SAY IT!’ Then he manipulates the deer’s lips in such a way as to make it say, ‘ChuckNorris’ … It wasn’t exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!’”
• People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris…Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
• Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
• When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
• Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
• Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT’s, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
• Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
• Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
• Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
• Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
• When somebody yells “Last one in is a rotten egg,” Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
• Chuck Norris invented the question mark.
• Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
• Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg.
• Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.
• Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
• If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
• Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
• Chuck Norris’ beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
• The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
• Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
• Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
• Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
• Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
• Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those “some people” are now dead.
• When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don’t say “Atchoo” he says “DIE EVERYONE!!!”. That’s what happens next.
• Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.
• P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
• Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
• Chuck Norris’ paradise is war.
• Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
• Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
• Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
• Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
• Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
• Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography….it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
• Einstein’s original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
• Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
• As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
• Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
• Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
• Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
• The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth… then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
• Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
• Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
• The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
• Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
• Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
• Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
• On the Asian market, Chuck Norris’ urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
• See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
• Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck’s legendary cannon balls.
• Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
• Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.
• If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
• Chuck Norris’ smile once brought a puppy back to life.
• You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
• Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident….and still managed to walk it off.
• Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
• Chuck norris invented the corndog.
• The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris’ agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
• Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
• Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
• Chuck Norris belives the hype.
• Chuck Norris CAN in fact stop the beat.
• When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
• When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
• Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
• Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
• Chuck Norris wasn’t born with feet, just boots.
• Chuck Norris won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.
• When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
• Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
• Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
• Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
• Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
• Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
• Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.
• Chuck Norris digs graves with a shoe horn.

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply…Chuck Norris Chuck Norris wears Orion’s Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper. Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it. Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur’s court. He was known as Sir Beatdown. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming. Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby. Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet. Before sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices. Chuck Norris’s sweat has burned holes in concrete. The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time. There is no Control button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris. Earth’s emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands. On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000 The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma. When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer…10 new facts were added instantly.including this one You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish. Chuck Norris is ” The best a man can get ” On Valentine’s Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine’s Day. Scientists believe the world began with the “Big Bang”. Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a “bad case of gas”. Chuck Norris let the dogs out. Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of “the best damn espresso on Earth”. Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow. Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about! Chuck Norris don’t open no can of whoopass. He makes his own. Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit. Chuck Norris’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees… Celsius. The world’s fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris’s sweat. The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris’ left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard. When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn’t have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money. In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device. When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon. The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn’t want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

Toilet Restaurant in Taiwan

Did you ever hear from the people who eat in the toilet and the bathroom was very nice?

A restaurant named Marton Theme Restaurant, in Kaohsiung - Taiwan, has a toilet theme and it has become a favorite restaurant in Kaohsiung . The restaurant is decorated bathroom.

also provide food on plates and bowls shaped like a toilet seat. The owner of Toilet Restaurant, Eric Wang says "We not only sell foods, but also laughter"

See more amazing unique stuffs

Chat on Facebook without opening Account - The most powerful breast

Apart from the social media to share photos,pictures,articlees, and update the status, The Facebook also has to facilitate to contact the other users through the chat application (conversations). However usually before using the chat application , we at least must login previously into our facebook site account.

In fact,there any other methods that could be used without must login into facebook account, using chat client application.

Facebook Chat on the Web Browser
Some of the applications below can be used directly using a web browser, including IE, Firefox, Flock and Google Chrome

• FacebookPopup
• Gabtastik
• Meebo

Facebook Chat Client on the Desktop
If you want to try the application via the desktop client chat we can try some of the applications below.

• ChitChat
• Digsby
• Adium
• Pidgin
• tokbox

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The Giant Sword and Al-Qur'an have found in front of the mosque

The sensational news ,recently peoples in Banten province (Indonesia)have found the Giant Sword and Al-Qur'an in front of the mosque . And they/peoples really confusion because of not knowing whoever carried the Sword and Al Qur’an that.

Watch the video from liputan 6 below to see the complete news.

Sumber kepuasan

Wooww…hyee…Jika dunia internet Indonesia sekarang sedang ngetrend informasi tentang sumber uang, sumber duit gampang, maka saya mau meng-informasikan sumber kepuasan , informasi ini di kemas dlam bentuk ebook yang di beri judul Rahasia Sex-7 .

Tak apa kan, meskipun biasanya blog ini biasa memberi informasi seputar computer dan sekarang membahas sexual, karena komputeer dan sex memang masih berhubungan, contohnya banyak sekali orang menyimpan hal-al sex di computer-nya, mulai dari film,foto, maupun artikel….hehehe…tul nggak, akuilah…?

Yang jelas masalah sexual ini merupakan sesuatu yang fundamental dalam kehidupan manusia , jadi pengetahuan atau wawasan tentang masalah ini tentu penting.

Oke, silahkan download ebook tips sex ini secara gratis, dan semoga bermanfaat.

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foto palsu max moein

Saya baru lihat di halaman berita hangat wordpress tentang beredarnya foto syur di internet yang melibatkan anggota Dewan Perwakilan Rakyat (DPR) RI ,Max Moein.
Max tampak berpose telanjang dada dengan seorang perempuan muda dalam gambar yang beredar luas di internet.

Lanjutnya di sini

If you can read at red text below, your brain is 70% faster than those who can't!

TO WINDOWS THE HOW IN SETTING VISTA ADVANCE PERFORMANCE ENABLE ?

have noticed that the caching on which is speed you of your system is very slow setting in vista with windows used to manage the write enabled disk vista If then today tip is very useful for you to increase the of advanced performance setting performance is disabled windows vista There some default is default By windows the write caching on disk but the .

the the given to configure Windows advance performance Follow setting Vista steps in :

To enable this feature, you will need to be logged into your computer with administrative rights.

-First right click on My Computer icon then select the option Manage.

-Here small windows will appear with title Computer Management, now select the Device Manager option, then locate the SATA Disk under the Disk Drives.

-Here select the enable advanced performance sittings on the SATA disk.

-Now click on Ok button to apply the setting and restart your computer after any changes to go into effect.

Salah kirim email

Sepasang suami isteri setengah baya yang sama-sama dari kalangan profesional merasa penat dengan kesibukan di ibukota.

Mereka memutuskan untuk berlibur di Bali. Mereka akan menempati kembali kamar hotel yang sama dengan ketika mereka berhoneymoon saat menikah 30 tahun yang lalu. Karena kesibukannya, sang suami harus terbang lebih dahulu dan isterinya baru menyusul keesokan harinya.

Setelah check in di hotel di Bali, sang suami mendapati komputer yang tersambung ke internet telah terpasang di kamarnya.

Dengan gembira ia menulis e-mail mesra kepada isterinya di kantornya di Jalan Sudirman, Jakarta. Celakanya, ia salah mengetik alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa menyadari kesalahannya ia tetap mengirimkan e-mail tersebut.

Dilain tempat di daerah Cinere, seorang wanita baru kembali dari pemakaman suaminya yang baru saja meninggal. Setibanya di rumah, ia langsung mengecheck e-mail untuk membaca ucapan-ucapan belasungkawa.

Baru saja selesai membaca e-mail yang pertama, ia langsung jatuh pingsan tak sadarkan diri. Anak sulungnya yang terkejut kemudian membaca e-mail tersebut (tak lama kemudian jatuh pingsan juga), yang bunyinya :

To: Isteriku tercinta
Subject: Papah sudah sampai Mah !!!
Date: 12 maret 2006
Aku tahu pasti kamu kaget tapi seneng dapat kabar dariku.

Ternyata disini mereka udah pasang internet juga, katanya biar bisa berkirim kabar buat orang-orang tercinta di rumah. Aku baru sampai dan sudah check-in. Katanya mereka juga sudah mempersiapkan segalanya untuk kedatanganmu besok. Nggak sabar deh rasanya nungguin kamu. Semoga perjalanan kamu kesini juga mengasyikkan seperti perjalananku kemaren.

Love you Mom, Papah.... Disini lagi panas-panasnya. Kalau pada mau, anak-anak diajak aja .
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Leave out my sleepy time

Excusme all..!!. Does scripting of the java script make you sleepy? i don't know!

But i was put on these script to leave out my sleepy time!!

Do You See What I Mean?

.. Just copy-pasting the script below into your address bar/url address, here or anywhere url address..and "Go" /"Enter" :

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

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BISNIS OL & KEJENUHAN BLOGING
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Satu-persatu mulai nambah daftar temen2 yang mulai kena virus jenuh ngeblog,Blogaholic...dan entah apa lg istilahnya......
Saya menulis "inspirasi" itu sbg tanggapan kepada temen2 yg mulai punya keluhan ngeblog entah apapun alasan-nya ,MOTIVASI-MISI-VISI adalah satu paket, ini berlaku terhadap semua tindakan/tujuan/aktivitas ,termasuk blogging.

Bila mau meng-orientasikan diri sebagai blogger/penulis yg baik tindakan ngeblog/menulis harus di landasi kedewasaan bertindak, jangan spt anak remaja/ABG yg bersemangat 45 saat keadaan menyenangkan dan lalu surut dan gulung tikar bila berbagai masalah mulai timbul...akhirnya waktu, uang ,tenaga ,pemikiran,yg terbuang tidak membawa manfa'at.

anu-anu.biz atau sukses-banget-bisnis.com atau bikin-duit-gampang.com, atau bikin-pabrik-duit.com..etc..mungkin saja tempat info bisnis OL atau peluang yg menjanjikan dan menggiurkan...tp buat pemula bisnis OL bila hanya terfokus pada keuntungan, iming2 kesuksesan, tanpa konsep yg kuat dan intropeksi pada bakat kita,maka biasanya juga akan terjebak trial and error spt biasanya..

Saya tidak bakat MLM, makanya biar di iming2 kaya apa sy nggak bakal mau gabung karena ujung2 nya buang2 waktu, tenaga...tahun2 silam saya sudah punya pengalaman berbagai kegagalan di bisnis OL ini, padahal kala itu temen2 sy ngeledekin " oii wan mau jadi apa sih biasa utak-atik komputer pake maen bisnis-bisnisan MLM pula segala , nggak sampe otak km "..gt katanya...tp saya nekat aja namanya juga cari pengalaman gt pikir saya waktu itu...
yap..saya cukup mengalami banyak merah-belangnya dunia bisnis OL ini ...hati2 aja makanya bila sedang sharing dengan teman2 saya hanya punya 2 kata " valid - tidak".

Bakat :adalah alat di tangan ,Nasib: adalah yg harus di lakukan..dalam perjalanan hidup manusia sehari-hari orang sering terjebak dalam dilema Bakat dan Nasib ini, misalnya kita ambil contoh: alat di tangan (bakat) kita pegang pisau lalu kita menemukan sebuah pohon besar di depan kita sebagai sesuatu yg harus di kerjakan(nasib),sedangakan alat yg tepat dan mudah utk menebang pohon adalah gergaji, kalau kita paksakan pisau di tangan utk menebang pohon itu maka itu yang di sebut pekerjaan gila,melelahkan,tenaga sudah habis sebelum berhasil sampai ke tujuan.
maka pada kasus ini kita akan di hadapkan dilema tentang mana yg terbaik utk di lakukan :
1. Abaikan pohon(nasib) dan berjalan lagi mencari sesuatu yg cocok utk di potong dengan pisau(bakat) misalnya pohon bawang, tomat..etc..
2. Abaikan pisau(bakat) dan berjalan mencari sesuatu alat yang cocok utk menebang pohon(nasib) misalnya mencari gergaji, kampak...etc..

Tentu utk bisa mengambil keputusan dari 2 pilihan itu di butuhkan kecermatan,kematangan berfikir yang baik supaya menghasilkan keputusan yg membawa kebaikan, kesuksesan...etc...karena bisa jadi keputusan yg kita anggap sepele saat ini bisa berpengaruh besar di masa yg akan datang..(menuntut ilmu dan mencari pengetahuan/wawasan dari ayunan sampai liang kubur...)

Semoga menjadi sharing yang bermanfa'at.

Wanita dengan berat badan 160 kg

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Sumber dari :
Forum Yogya Family C0de / asal ngomong tapi sopan

HUMOR TI

Kita coffee break dulu sa'at ini saya lagi mau enjoy di blog ini sambil denger lagu-lagu terbaru indonesia yang baru saya download...di bawah ini cerita-cerita humor hasil copy-paste dari situs/forum yang saya kunjungi dan ketika membacanya saya juga tertawa sendiri maka dari pada saya ketawa sendiri (kaya orang gokil)saya posting di sini..dengan tujuan buat hiburan juga....


SURAT CINTA SEORANG HACKER'S~
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Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
maka aku akan scan kamu untuk mengetahui port mana yang terbuka Sehingga tidak ada keraguan saat aku c:\> nc -l -o -v -e ke hatimu,
tapi aku hanya berani ping di belakang anonymouse proxy,
inikah rasanya jatuh cinta
sehingga membuatku seperti pecundang atau aku memang pecundang sejati whatever!

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
ingin rasanya aku manfaatkan vulnerabilitiesmu,
pake PHP injection Terus aku ls -la; find / -perm 777 -type d,
sehingga aku tau kalo di hatimu ada folder yang bisa ditulisi atau adakah free space buat aku?.
apa aku harus pasang backdor "Remote Connect-Back Shell"
jadi aku tinggal nunggu koneksi dari kamu saja, biar aku tidak merana seperti ini.

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
saat semua request-ku diterima aku akan nogkrong terus di bugtraq
untuk mengetahui bug terbarumu maka aku akan patch n pacth terus,
aku akan jaga service-mu jangan sampai crash n aku akan menjadi firewallmu aku akan pasang portsentry,
dan menyeting error pagemu " The page cannot be found Coz Has Been Owned by Someone get out!"
aku janji gak bakalan ada macelinious program
atau service yang hidden,
karena aku sangat sayang dan mencintaimu.

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
jangan ada kata "You dont have permission to access it" untuk aku,
kalau ga mau di ping flood Atau DDos Attack jangan ah....! kamu harus menjadi sang bidadari penyelamatku.

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system, ...?

Tapi sayang hatimu bukanlah sebuah system,
kamu adalah sang bidadari impianku, yang telah mengacaukan systemku!
Suatu saat nanti aku akan datang n mengatakan kalau di hatiku sudah terinfeksi virus yang Menghanyutkan,
Ga ada anti virus yang dapat menangkalnya selain ...kamu.

~ Selalu belajar Sesuatu Yang Baru ~
(By ->Someone N00Bi3s/Forum Yogya Family Code)


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CEWEK ERA KOMPUTERISASI
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Mungkin berguna bagi kita di era komputerisasi dan Informasi ini.

HARD-DISK GIRLS
Cewek jenis ini akan mengingat semua hal, SELAMANYA

RAM GIRLS
Cewek jenis akan langsung melupakan mu, pada saat kamu melepaskannya.

WINDOWS Girls
Semua tahu cewek jenis ini tidak dapat melakukan semua dengan benar,
tapi kita tidak dapat hidup tanpanya.

SCREEN SAVER Girls
Cewek jenis ini bagus hanya untuk bersenag senang saja


INTERNET Girls
Biasanya susah di akses, dan mudah putus hubungan (Disconnected)

SERVER Girls
Selalu sibuk bila kita membutuhkannya

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
Cewek jenis ini bisa membuat hal buruk menjadi indah

CD-ROM Girls
Selalu lebih cepat dan cepat

E-MAIL Girls
Setiap sepuluh kalimat yang diucapkannya, delapan kalimat adalah
bohong

VIRUS Girls
Cewek jenis ini bila kita tidak memerlukannya dia datang, dia meng-
Install dirinya dan menggunakan semua sumber sumber yang ada. Jika
kita berusaha meng- Un-install, kita akan kehilangan semuanya, Jika
kita tidak berusaha untuk meng Un-Installnya maka kita pun akan
kehilangan juga...cewek jenis ini biasa juga dikenal dengan
istilah... ISTRI................

G-spot girls
Maunya serba yang indah dan nikmat

(By e-Ketawa /ketawa.com)


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ISTRI PROGRAMMER
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Sebelum memutuskan untuk menikah dengan IT Guys pikir dulu masak-masak dan
jangan menyesal kemudian. Makanya perhatikan baik-baik percakapan antara
seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang Software Engineer.
Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Istri: "Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?"
Suami: "Bad command or filename."
Istri: "Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!"
Suami: "Errorneous syntax. Abort?"
Istri: "Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?"
Suami: "Variable not found..."
Istri: "OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri aja."
Suami: "Sharing Violation. Access denied..."
Istri: "Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja?"
Suami: "Too many parameters..."
Istri: "Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya menikahi orang 'idiot' sepertimu."
Suami: "Data type mismatch."
Istri: "Kamu tidak berguna."
Suami: "It's by Default."
Istri: "Bagaimana dengan gajimu?"
Suami: "File in use ... Try later."
Istri: "Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?"
Suami: "Unknown Virus."
Sent by: Gugun on May 14th, 2004 Rating: 3.24 (484 votes)
(By,Gugun / ketawa.com)

Microsoft Earthquake

When the Nisqually Earthquake hit the Seattle area on February 28, 2001, some folks at Microsoft happened to have their cams on and recorded some of the action inside...!